This is impossible!

Of course I’m not.

[[ I’m not associated with the guard dogs, but they’re good ask blogs so go check them out. BLU Guard Dog and RED Guard Dog. ]]

Oh, of course.

What threat am I after all? I am just a cat.

They have one.

The only thing I can do is run.

I try.

But the Pyro simply won’t let me play with his precious pony pal.

Thanks for the 100+ follows!

Ah. No. Not currently.

I am a hopeless romantic though, so maybe one day~

No.

I do not need thumbs, I am the best murderer on the team.

Granted my job involves keeping the base clean of pests.

The world, she dances with colour.